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Not Fit to Print — A Tears-in-Your-Beer Ballad for the Quiet Divorce That Never Made Headlines

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Not Fit to Print — A Tears-in-Your-Beer Ballad for the Quiet Divorce That Never Made Headlines

The papers have been full of it all year — big country names, big endings, front-page heartbreak. Fine. But it got me to thinking about Tommy and June, two names you have never heard and never will. Corner booth at the diner, rings off by the salt and the spoon, and not one reporter in the county who'd cross the street for it. That's the divorce epidemic nobody counts: the quiet ones. And somebody's got to sing for them, so this Tuesday on my station, I did.

Lyrics

[Verse 1]

Coffee gone cold at the corner booth

Tommy's wringing his hat like it owes him the truth

June's rings are laying by the salt and the spoon

And the clock on the pie case is a-ticking too soon

By the register the front page is loud

Somebody famous is tearing it down

Half the diner's huddled around section B

Reading 'bout hearts they'll never see

[Chorus]

It's the end nobody wrote, and it cuts the deepest of all

No headline, no pictures, nothing printed at all

The famous sell their sorrow and the whole town drinks it slow

But who sings for Tommy and June in the corner-booth row

The end nobody wrote — it don't even have a name

Unwritten ain't unmourned, and I'm burning just the same

[Verse 2]

They married her in June — that's how June got her name

White dress his mama hemmed from a curtain frame

A little house by the feed store, a boy in the yard

Then Charlotte called the boy, and the years got hard

No villain in this story, no lipstick on a shirt

No barroom, no other man, no divorce-court hurt

Just two people saying grace to a stranger's ghost

Loving what they buried more than what they'd lost

[Steel Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]

That hat on the counter was mine, if you care

I'm the man in the story — I'm still sitting there

No reporter came knocking, no camera, no quote

June's leaving never ran — it was too small to note

So I wrote it down in this fiddle and this moan

The only paper it was printed on, and I print it alone

Unwritten don't mean unmourned — I'll say it one more time

Some endings make the papers... mine just made this rhyme

[Final Chorus]

It's the end nobody wrote, and it cuts the deepest of all

No headline, no pictures, nothing printed at all

The famous sell their sorrow and the whole town drinks it slow

But somebody's got to sing for June and that corner-booth row

The end nobody wrote — well, it finally has a name

It was Tommy, it was June, it was me — burning just the same

[Spoken Outro]

(spoken) If you're reading the news this morning and somebody famous

is coming apart at the seams... say a little prayer for the corner booth.

There's a Tommy and a June in every town in America,

and Lord knows — nobody's printing their names.

Written & performed by Waylon · DirtRoadRadio

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